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What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw a giant egg on the ground i took the egg. The Bronto slowly turned around I ran into my house and placed the egg in my chest. Not only did he kill me but he also destroyed my small little house. But in the end I got the egg because the egg was still in chest it was left in a bag when it was destroyed.
Now hear me out
(Actually you probably shouldn't)
But I have tamed a stego with mejoberries, a megalodon with raw meat, a basilosaurus with raw meat so it doesn't look IMPOSSIBLE to tame a bronto with mejoberries although I'm too scared to do it on Herby island as it may kill my tames
-Ira's Aquatics
Me as a new player: minding my own business when I see a giant egg laying on the ground in my genius mind I think it’s a good idea to go get the egg so I did that
Brontosaurus: oh no, you don’t
Brontosaurus comes out of nowhere and starts hitting me
Me: starts to hit it, and I think it’s a moving tree
Spoiler alert, it killed me but I had a fun time flying
Lol 🤣