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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tamed one: yay I got a bronto I am queen of the island. (Lays egg cus female)
One day later sees a male. I take her back home and then I have a male bronto at my doorstep. Guess I have two now 🤷🏻♀️
This is 100% true. Just tamed a bronto and then took her out on a expansion. Shortly after I come back a male is literally at the edge of my spike wall trying to get to her. I know this male cuz he has been around for awhile. Usually stays away from my base completely. Not anymore I guess. LOL Me and my friends are cracking up rn
Now hear me out
(Actually you probably shouldn't)
But I have tamed a stego with mejoberries, a megalodon with raw meat, a basilosaurus with raw meat so it doesn't look IMPOSSIBLE to tame a bronto with mejoberries although I'm too scared to do it on Herby island as it may kill my tames
-Ira's Aquatics