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What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-07T23:14:17+00:00

Do not bunch. You will find yourself at the receiving end of a tailwhip

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-05T10:57:02+00:00

Be careful when I was taming one I got hit and went to Mars.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-22T11:00:10+00:00

Bronto be nimble bronto be quick bronto yeeted you to the red obilisk 😂😂😂 DO NOT PUNCH

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2021-05-30T20:28:46+00:00

Saw one walk upside down then kill a Rex and clime a tree all upside down

score 9 · Answer 5 · 2019-04-05T12:01:11+00:00

I've died getting off the platform saddle this man is a big boi

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-12-17T14:31:54+00:00

This is not funny but in response to a Funny. Brontoes and Apatosaurus are now classed as different creatures. Brontos have bigger nostrils. True! True! TRUE!

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2023-06-21T19:25:21+00:00

All of treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2021-12-30T20:41:31+00:00

Tamed one: yay I got a bronto I am queen of the island. (Lays egg cus female)

One day later sees a male. I take her back home and then I have a male bronto at my doorstep. Guess I have two now 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is 100% true. Just tamed a bronto and then took her out on a expansion. Shortly after I come back a male is literally at the edge of my spike wall trying to get to her. I know this male cuz he has been around for awhile. Usually stays away from my base completely. Not anymore I guess. LOL Me and my friends are cracking up rn

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2019-11-19T00:53:44+00:00

Fat bronto fat bronto fat bronto big bronto big bronto big bronto mean bronto mean bronto mean bronto sassy bronto sassy bronto sassy bronto fat,big,mean,sassy bronto.

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2023-06-11T16:58:37+00:00

Wanna know how the first astronauts really

went to the moon? easy they took a bronto egg

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-05-31T11:06:01+00:00

I don’t know how to use it but it’s a little bit more than I thought

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-23T04:30:33+00:00

I am a stegosaurus!!!!.

Old meme but always funny

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-02T18:33:21+00:00

I once knocked out one in the water and she was drowning so I had to tame it quickly and she survived on a smiget of health then two years later she died in a cannon misfire incident. May she walk the rainbow bridge

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-06T21:51:15+00:00

I managed to ride this things tail IT WASENT EVEN TAMEEED

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-16T03:30:57+00:00

Why do I want to see brontos stomp on you as a attack? :D also remember kids! You can kill 3 brontos with 1 level 2 Pterodactyl and 100 arrows!

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-17T13:04:01+00:00

In live next to pond and they are overrunning in

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-30T05:18:59+00:00

when I first joined ark I had a bright pink dodo named flamingo but it died to this flippin thing and I just rode my moschops away, only to find a dead dodo body. I then put him in my house not only for him to go through the floor an he just decomposed under there. Rip flamingo

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-03-17T00:14:15+00:00

“Oh hi brontOOO0000oooo!” Last word of me before I started flying past the freaking sun.

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-15T20:55:25+00:00

heh… 🅱️ For 🅱️erry aaaaaaaaaaa

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-13T19:19:05+00:00

Wee! Big fat bouncy slide!!!!!!!!