Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

On herby island of you are unlucky and parked your raft in the cove, brontos sometimes get attacked by sharks and die to their large range can usually hit the raft or any tames you have in a water pen or if you are careless in the cove with no protection
-Ira's Aquatics
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itโs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAโs space program
Me:BET you canโt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoโs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoโs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
This guy just anoyingly got bugged in my own base and at a moment my dinosaurs just gotten angry and started attacking himโฆlet me just say that 89% of my 20 dinosaurs died in the battleโฆ
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youโve recreated the land before time
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
If you see a big Dino with long neck โก๏ธ ๐ฆ turn around immediately and donโt punch it whatever you do DO NOT PUNCH IT it will send you out of the universe