Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Once, I was running down the beach. This was one of my first days playing ark, by the way. I spotted a blue egg and thought I could use it in an omelet.(Please donβt judge, I was extremely new to the game). I took it and started walking back to the little tree that served my home. Suddenly, the ground shakes, I see big legs, and the next thing I know, I get sent into oblivion.
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Steal its egg go to another galaxy
Steal its egg go to Pluto or jupitor
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Rookie Mistakes:
Noob: Iβm gonna tame this Bronto
Noob: *Punches foot* I think I got it knocked out.
Bronto: β¦
Bronto: Hey you tiny thing! Wanna free trip?
Noob: To where?
Bronto: To Plutoβ¦
BAM
GitezGood
Next one on Megalodon
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time