I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.

Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh

1. Don't look for brontos in caves

2. Don't look for brontos in trees

3. Look for brontos on the island