Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me as a new player: minding my own business when I see a giant egg laying on the ground in my genius mind I think itโs a good idea to go get the egg so I did that
Brontosaurus: oh no, you donโt
Brontosaurus comes out of nowhere and starts hitting me
Me: starts to hit it, and I think itโs a moving tree
Spoiler alert, it killed me but I had a fun time flying
Lol ๐คฃ
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itโs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAโs space program
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoโs tail
This thing will go as far as starving itself than letting me tame it
Me:BET you canโt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoโs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoโs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youโve recreated the land before time
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."