Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I told my sister before "We should try and tame one" we attempted to knock it…

I told my sister before "We should try and tame one" we attempted to knock it out with my brother as well and I died the most- then ny corpse glitched out and was stretched across the entire map. Never again will I try until I can learn to kill an alpha rex ๐
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I used to have a dilo, itโs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAโs space program
Me:BET you canโt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoโs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoโs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youโve recreated the land before time
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.
Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh
1. Don't look for brontos in caves
2. Don't look for brontos in trees
3. Look for brontos on the island