Can you guess what my friend named his bronto. It was THIGHS😂😂😂

Random idiot: oh hey a fat hippo.
Random idiot: -smacks foot-
Bronto (fat hippo) : i like ya cut g ;)
-bronto: s m a c k .
Random idiot: now.. when did I sign up for NASA..

Me: An egg! Looks yummy!
Bronto: Hey give that back!
Me: No I found it!
Bronto: I layed it!
Me: Well I’m not giving it to you!
Bronto: I’ll knock you in to space!
Me: Fat chance!
Me * Flys to Jupiter
Me: heeeerrrrrreeeeeessssss yoooooouuuuuuurrrrr eeeeeggggggg aahhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg
2. Steal
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
5. Repeat
6.
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

The guy below me is retarded (thats me lol)
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It's big

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living