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Aug 15, 2017
I found a bronto at my base, so I sent my 53 Dino's to kill it. Next thing I knew, it was an all out war. Thankfully none of my Dino's died and the bronto died
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6 days ago
Ads movie meme number 1
Bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS (steps on mine turtle)
Mine turtle: hello!
Oct 23, 2020
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Mar 17, 2020
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program
Dec 21, 2020
I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!
1. Find bronto egg
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island
Jan 29, 2017
Jun 8, 2020
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time
Apr 29, 2020
Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
May 6, 2020
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Jan 23, 2021
As soon as I tamed my 5 dilos I accidentally hit a bronto....
All my dilos and me were yeeted across the map and all my dilos die instantly
R.I.P tod the dilo, Killer,Fred, noodle,Bob,pane in the Ass,blow chunks, and yeet.
Mar 25, 2020
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys
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