Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: *going to herbivore island and found 4 brontos (real)
Me: *searching for the highest lvl, and shoot the big one
Bronto 3(what I chose): what is that little human shoot at? Me?(can't speak human language, bronto language)
Bronto 1-4: *chasing me
Bronto 4: *running to a cliff
Bronto 4: Yeet
Me: oh no...
Bronto1-3 and 4 came from the cliff:
Yeeet
Me: *slapped me from them and fell to the sea
Mantas: uh
Me: I will put my revenge on th-
You were killed by lvl 14 manta!
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Is it a eatmeatsaurus? -Jurassic park 1993
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
This thing will go as far as starving itself than letting me tame it
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
I was busy crafting stuff at my smithy when I was suddenly standing on a brontoβs tail
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."