Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: *going to herbivore island and found 4 brontos (real)
Me: *searching for the highest lvl, and shoot the big one
Bronto 3(what I chose): what is that little human shoot at? Me?(can't speak human language, bronto language)
Bronto 1-4: *chasing me
Bronto 4: *running to a cliff
Bronto 4: Yeet
Me: oh no...
Bronto1-3 and 4 came from the cliff:
Yeeet
Me: *slapped me from them and fell to the sea
Mantas: uh
Me: I will put my revenge on th-
You were killed by lvl 14 manta!
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itβs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Bronto carrying a Quetz carrying a Megalosaurus carrying a Tapejara carrying a player carrying a Dodo.
Lol just the thought of how thus nicht looks makes me laugh
1. Don't look for brontos in caves
2. Don't look for brontos in trees
3. Look for brontos on the island