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Apr 6, 2020
I was going to tame this beast with the help of a enormas tower but... It did not work.The bronto slapped it's tail on me and I went flying and landed next to 10 hungry allows.And obbiasly I died.
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May 6, 2020
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Mar 17, 2020
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program
Apr 29, 2020
Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Mar 25, 2020
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys
3 days ago
Name it Bonesaw cause “you’re goin’ nowhere!”
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