What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
It says non-violent taming they are violent taming
Just When you think the broodmother and the araneo was enough then ark releases this...
Uh you good spiderman?you seem to be a little bit uh... creepy...dont give me nightmares...please.updoot
ARK is a crazy cool game! But now a broodmother spider-man! THIS GAME GOT WAY TO CRAZY!!!😐
Will help you become spiderman
The stalker part of its name of my Ex girl.
Ohhhhhh so this is what Spider-Man was based on
Bloodstalker 1: What you drinking over their bloodstalker 2?
Bloodstalker 2: Human blood want some?
Bloodstalker 1: Nah I got diet blood
You tame this by sacrificing your life force, just feed it the tasty iron filled red thing in your body and it’s your friend now! 😀🩸
-Asher the Otherhearted
They have a passion for air striking you and then eating something that keeps you alive.
Even tho he’s a stick he sure be slurp up your 30000000000 blood pack
DONT NAME IT PARASITE. IT WILL GET MAD
Yay they added a picture now I can get close to one
I just thought of a blood stalker waving his arms around and dancing saying “OH YEAH MR KRAB OH YEAH OH YEAH MR KRAB”
Looks like a radoactive Spider-Man bit a spider but it also had symboyotie
They are my everything
It's like eight legged freaks come to life, but it's not funny. Sacrifice your friend and run
Great another passive tame for an aggressive creature. Also good luck getting the blood to feed this passive tame because why won’t it just eat you to get all the blood it needs.
You knew they were wrong when they said there was never a monster in your closet.
Let’s see how they react when they see THIS!
Don’t tame it, it’ll probably turn on you! Ö