What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
I will stalk your blood
Weird way to say your death bloodstalker
I spent at least 45 hours looking for a blood stalker on mobile and when I checked do do dex it said it wasn’t on mobile I was sad…
Axolotlking
I have seen people eat turantulas but this… is too far
SPIDER MAN IS THAT YOU?!
When i see this thing
😶.......
That one Peter Parker Dr.Strange saw in Spider-Man no way home
“Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can”
Wait, the hell is this? WORDS
To tame this kind of species just follow me bro.
You thought the people who made dododex was sane. Taming: (non violent)
Does whatever a spider can watch out
Player 1: Isn't he adorable!
Player 2: NO! Remember I have arachnophobia!
Player 1: He will help you with your arachnophobia!
Player 2: Player 2 has died from bloodstalker level 150
Player 1: Uh oh
Player 1 has died from bloodstalker level 150
Drink beer or hallucinate and there is a chance your bloodstalker will be named demonic twine. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Ark these days is fun and funny. 😂😂😂😂😂. 🦕+🕷️=🩸🕷️. Am I right?
THE GIANT ENEMY blood SPIDER. DU DU DANANANNANANANANAAAAAAAAAAA. DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU And it eats your 69th MOSSHCHOPSH
Tame this bad boy for look like Dr Octopus !
Jumpy slick of blood and leech spawner and he goes crazy he can destroy your hous in one jump
When I first saw the blood stalker the first thing I thought of was spider-man
Why those my guy look like that (his little arms are in a human position)
Ahh yes as if i did not need another reason to hate spiders. Dont get me wrong bloodstalkers are amazing creatures but still uuugh me no likey spiders
Bloodstalker can do certain emotes like “taunt”, “thank”, and “wave”
Also if you drink a beer in front of an unnamed bloodstalker... well I’ll leave that to you..