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Jokes and funny moments about the Bloodstalker from ARK players.

Okay… but this reminds me of the Mind Flayer from Stranger Things

I pooped my pants allo chasing me and the I got picked up I get jumped scared to much oh and any one have toilet paper I’m out I live alone

me just walking around in the bog (even tho I don’t have the genesis expansion): bloodstalker: perfect time your here just in time for dinner :also me: what do you mea- bloodstalker eats me🌺 rip

Have it grab you then have somebody heal you with phase pistol ez

Has anyone else noticed that without there legs the are as small as a jebora

When you get drunk they like to play trick on you...

Wait, *hic,* I don’t think my Bloodstalker was *hic* named “Bloodletty Speghetti” *hic* before.

me once i saw one for the first time:IS THAT SPOODERMON!!!!!????

them:go catch a blood sucker it I'll be fun they said

I dry as sand

Even when you tame this thing it’s sucks your blood what’s next zombie dodos and wyverns eat your brain?

Spiderman, spiderman,

He sucks your blood and thinks its fun

Spiderman, spiderman,

He drinks you dry until your fried

———you have scrolled down so far you should have a break———

The Spider-Man gods demand a sacrifice.Me:what sacrifice.Bloodstalkerlooks at my friend.My friend:don’t do it..... don’t you do it I swear to god.Me:I have something to do.My friend: don’t leave me.Me:take him bye.My friend: son of a gun

.Bloodstalker sends its web to…

Fish gotta swim,birds gotta fly and bloodstalker gotta S U C C

So this 1 time, I was trying to fix a glitch but then 2 Bloodstalkers webbed me 3 times. And the bad thing was that they lvl-123 LOL 😂

Omg,no….WAY THEY PUT MY TEACHER IN ARK I WAS WONDERING Y SHE WAS NEVER THERE IN THE CLASSROOM

Ark fandom: What would happen if there were aliens in Ark?

Ark creators: bet (Create THIS and doom all our tames)