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Ark brainstorming: alright, let’s make a giant spider! Let’s make it shoot webs and swing around like Spider-Man, let’s make it dmg, hp, stamina, weight, and move speed all amazing! And let’s make it double jump! Let’s make it climb! Let’s make it grab things with its webs! And let’s make it tamable!

Ark players: 😁

Ark: and let’s make it grab onto you and try to eat you when you try to tame it! And let’s make it need cannons to tame!

Ark players: 😕🙂

All jokes aside though, this is a great tame

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