Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I once saw a Pterodon getting killed by something but I ignored it at first, but then I saw these spider cucks crawl it’s way to me killing every thing nearby! I saw like 2 people on each damn of those things getting sucked dry like a new mother! I was like 150 meters away from them and BOOM! They spit their long sticky spidey webs at me from afar and suck it hard and long. Didn’t realize you can resist their pulling my moving backwards from them. They killed everything I owned, I’m sorry River the 201 leveled dilophosaur.
More Bloodstalker Funny Tips
Dev1: Let’s make a spider!
Dev2: You mean like, a tarantula?
Dev1: No, silly! A Bloodstalker!
Dev2: That sounds ominous.
Dev1: Give it webs to pull in helpless creatures.
Dev2: Next?
Dev1: Hide it out of sight where you will never see it coming.
Dev2: Okay.
Dev1: Make it steal other creatures’ health.
Dev2: That sounds a little too dangerous…
Dev1: Shut up and get back to work!
Dev1: Make it really, really hard to tame.
Dev2: Boss minion creature I assume?
Dev1: No, the boss gets rexes, reapers, gigas, and dollar-store players.
Dev2: Why does every thing have to be so hard in this game?
Dev1: About that boss…
Dev2: Don’t tell me, it’s some sort of monster.
Dev1: Actually, we’re giving it Megatron’s head and flipping laser-eyes.
Dev2: *sigh*. What else?