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I once saw a Pterodon getting killed by something but I ignored it at first, but then I saw these spider cucks crawl it’s way to me killing every thing nearby! I saw like 2 people on each damn of those things getting sucked dry like a new mother! I was like 150 meters away from them and BOOM! They spit their long sticky spidey webs at me from afar and suck it hard and long. Didn’t realize you can resist their pulling my moving backwards from them. They killed everything I owned, I’m sorry River the 201 leveled dilophosaur.

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