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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Time to recreate muppet baby’s baby frog to get cermit baby daedon to get piggy baby whatever gonzo is ( sorry idk) baby Keku penguin and thing to get summer baby fire bear for fozy and tada you have the mupet babies
Green frog gave me idea for this tame one for infinite chitin
Couple months back: in Ragnarok
Me and my friend: going to the lowlands
Me: you sure dis a gud idea?
Friend: i think we will be fiiiiiiine
Me: whatever you say, dude
When we get there: friend: well i see a lot of stuff and a- AAA a ALLIGATOR
Me: *Kills it* done, ooh hey i see a paraceratherium!
Friend: ye- OOOOOOH
Me: what?
Friend: A FROOG
Me: oh no…
Friend: lets go tame it!
Me: no
Friend: yes!!!
Me; Fine
Friend: YAAAAAAY
Skip forward 20 Minutes
Game: you have tamed a Beelzebufo!
We get home
Next adventure:
Friend: Huzzah! Huzzah! I ride the mighty Froog!
Friend: *huzzahs into a direbear*
Friend: OH SH-
Game: Your Froog (Beelzebufo) was killed by Direbear!
Also game: Your level 80 Friend was killrd by Direbear!