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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Is that you Bill Cosby?
More Beelzebufo Funny Tips
Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.
W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M Y S W A M P
I looked around the edge of the swamp with my trusty Moschops and Argentavis by my side, and I saw this thing. Okay, itβs just a frog, what can it do? Might as well KO it. The frog straight up did the same thing to me and proceeded to lick me in my sleep.
Frog and toad are friends.
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor
I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didnβt know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed itβs tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isnβt my Tribemate anymore.
This fact is actually a little bit unfunny Belzebufo is a name for the Devil π
I killed a beelzebufo today but why was it so small
Theyβre bottomless pits Iβll tell ya...
Hippity hoppity get the hell off my propertey
What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD