Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.

Everyone that ups this gets a cookie

We have 24 fwogs and they act as our army. Up this if you want updates or for are hard work.

Y’all have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA

Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me

Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.

Who else punched this the first time they saw it?

Me a frog

Me like bog

Me eat dog

Me hat you

Me sit on you

Me cough on you

ME EAT YOU!

Frog song