Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.
I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didn’t know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed it’s tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isn’t my Tribemate anymore.
I tamed one of these not knowing it could be harmful the tame was sussecful then i saw some tamboas i shoot two my carno and my frog go down of a claff to attack it my carno when down normaly like any dino but the frog FRINKIN YEETED HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF but took no fall damage it was funny he just when ragdoll after yeeting himself like 50ft away from the cliff then attacked one of dem snake bois i busted up laughing XD
I.. I went out looking for sarcos in the swamp to tame and.. I saw one. An enormous, crazy-eyed beelzebufo. He hopped all around me as I cowered in a corner. I attempted to attack, and all he did was stab his tongue all over my body. He broke all of my clothes off, and began viciously stabbing my ass cheeks as many times as he could. He touched me in ways I can’t describe..