Kiss it, and it could be a prince. That, or you'll get knocked out.

Everyone that ups this gets a cookie

Who else punched this the first time they saw it?

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Me a frog

Me like bog

Me eat dog

Me hat you

Me sit on you

Me cough on you

ME EAT YOU!

Frog song

Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me

Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.

Learn the technique of hop chaining, upgrade stamina and movement speed. You'll be just, just impossible to catch. Almost like every frog I try catching IRL!