Big chungus big boy ate to many cookies he did

I wanna make a character named "Pervy Sage" then get like 100 of these guys to follow me around

I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didn’t know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed it’s tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isn’t my Tribemate anymore.

Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Get a green ferox specially levelled and bred to kill beelzebufo, feed it on nothing but their meat for all it's life, name it baby Yoda....... 😈

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he flop you on your back

I am Kermit De Frog

(A hElpFuL tIp NeEdS a FeW mOrE wOrDs)

Hippity hoppity get off my property