They are very cute. That is all

W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M Y S W A M P

Frog and toad are friends.

Frog and toad team up to murder a survivor

I looked around the edge of the swamp with my trusty Moschops and Argentavis by my side, and I saw this thing. Okay, it’s just a frog, what can it do? Might as well KO it. The frog straight up did the same thing to me and proceeded to lick me in my sleep.

I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didn’t know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed it’s tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isn’t my Tribemate anymore.

I killed a beelzebufo today but why was it so small

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Hippity hoppity get the hell off my propertey

They’re bottomless pits I’ll tell ya...