Many have heard of the time neebs sailed two frogs across the sea

Lick the red and get off the frog and get back on and go BOING

Y’all have herd of hog rider, no get ready for FROG RIDAAAAA

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

One came in and said HIPPITY HOPPITY IM HERE TO LICK YOUR PROPERTY

Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me

He protec

He attac

But most importantly, he goes WIEEEEEE