I am going to kermit suicide

-famous last words of my frog

Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death

What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

tbh riding this thing irl would break its spine 15 damn times.

im bad at making jokes :)

- joke by HJK

He protec

He attac

But most importantly, he goes WIEEEEEE

Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.

Two words : goodbye gravity. Get one of these guys because they’re just fast. First go to swamp find one next spray with tranks (arrows or darts) and finally shove meat up it’s ass BOOM you’ve got your own flying saucer .Sandwichy(:

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me