What the hell this thing is usel- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

Two people on frogs

Me: Hello! I like your frogs c:
Them: Die...
Frogs start licking me to death
HAVE MERCC..

Me:(try’s to tame a frog)

Frog:(Kills me )

Also frogs: Useful

I had a frog, but it croaked.

Ha ha ha ha.

Please don't judge me