“I’m ready for this fight!” 5 minutes later: 😭

A useful tip should have more words. This tip is dedicated to that OP giga killer with big teeth and a crooked smile behind you.

On a sunny day near my house was a large swamp filled with many creatures. I ventured out into the open and found a large patch of leaves bristling through the wind. Just then unnoticed, two pairs of eyes emerges out of the water, as a snout followed. Its teeth were sharp, covered in blood by its past meal. It slowly crept up to me while I went and admired the waterfalled. It’s mouth opened up wide, ready to attack but suddenly..

I spun around with my longneck riffle fully loaded ready to shoot. “Oh, it’s just you Baryonyx..” I sighed “Sorry, I was just hungry.” The Baryonyx replied back. “Well, do you eat human?” I questioned. “Well yesterday I ate this dude and chocked on his axe, forgot to take it out of his pocket, and a few days ago-“ “Just answer me, it’s a yes or no question.” I blurted out, inpatiently. “Okay, YES, I do eat people.” The baryonyx said. “And what’s your primary meat you are able to survive on and fill you up?” I asked another question, smirking. “..Fish or prime fish.” The baryonyx wispered, unsure of what to say. “Alright then,” I continued “Why eat me (meat) if you eat fish meat?” “Okay jeez I’m sorry, there is just no fish in this swamp so..” Baryonyx lied. A lot of fish started to pop up out of the water and say, “We are here you moron!” “Whoops.” The baryonyx quickly said, and ran away. “High five fishes!” I exclaimed, reaching my hand out to one of the fishes. The fishes fin touches my hand, and I grabbed it tightly. “I ment, high five dinner!” I said while pulling and sword out.

Only aquatic, I think NOT!!!!!!

There was once a sarco her name was Sally loved the most handsome boy in her school it was Jack the carno they fell in love then she married him they got 3 kids a sarco like Sally a carno like jack and a baryonyx like both

Me:where’s the spinos spine?

It:I AM NOT A SPINO

it:(eats your house wall)

Me:AAAAAHHHHH-(dies)

This is a wannabe spino dinosaur

Was out hunting Piranhas when I saw one of these. I screamed, ran, it stopped following me a long time before I reached my base. I still build large walls, placed traps everywhere, discovered she was a female, and shortly after deciding to prep for taming her, watched 4 megos gang up on her. She didn’t resurface :’(

I tried to fight one underwater

Bary:you are already dead!

Thought my level 40 character could outrun this beast, I was wrong...

I Travelled to the other side of the map just to forget what I was doing.

On my first day playing ARK I saw one of those turtle things (don’t know what their called) in an open field near the beach. It was at that moment I was nearly crushed by big Barry who ripped the turtle to shreds. And that’s when he whipped his head round at me. I ran into the ocean where he didn’t swim after me. Probably because he knew there was a megalodon under me.

This guys a sushi tarien so feed him sushi

Very friendly I thought as I walk right up close….then got slaughtered

No worries guys, when you see this thing chasing you and your tribe mate. You can bola IT and run. Thank the ark gods for that one.

The second I spawned in without creative mode,one of these bois saw me. I quickly went into creative and toke out tek claws,but it toke like10000000000 slashs

-Dog

So…I had some drama yesterday…

Me: “I want to tame a bary so I can get oil from the oceans safely!” Hops on argy and looks at spawn map

“OH! There is a spawn not too far from here! It’s in a kinda dangerous area tho…I know! I will just carry it on my argy!” Flys half way there before realizing that barys can’t be carried. “Umm…Ok I will just make a cryopod. All I need is oil…oh. Well I saw a oil vain! How do I get oil from that?” Looks on fandom “ok I need a oil well (or whatever it’s called) and it’s crafted with a fabricator.” Looks at fabricator crafting recipe and reads oil “WELL IF I HAD OIL I WOULDNT NEED A FABRICATOR” starts going insane “I’m ok…I’m ok…” flys around on argy to clear head then heads to lake next to base for water. “Wait…didn’t I see a bary right here…I remember complaining about it…” looks around and sees a bary literally a bronto away from base “hehe I spent all that time being worried about nothing! Wait…I need fish. Brb” gets fish then comes back “WHERE DID THE BARY GO!!!” Sees kapro with low health “😳 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! AFTER ALL THAT THE KAPRO ATE IT!” Kills the saber Sarco and then looks around. “Ok maybe he didn’t die.” Starts talking to self like a mad person. “Here bary bary bary! I just want to be ur friend! I totally won’t shoot you with darts” gives up after about 30 mins and heads home. “Aaa it was such a beautiful bary!” Looks at iggy “YOU KILLED HIM DIDNT YOU!” Gets all crazing then sees somthing by the lake. “Bro you where hiding in the water the whole time!!!” Literally uses one dart to knock bary then tames. “You better be worth it!” Sees he is lvl 20 with trash health and melee “😳”

And that’s the story of Memphis aka the blight of lakes. He is now a higher lvl and a great mount. Lol but his taming story killed me inside 🫣

Th- th- They.. they can rowr? W

These things are so annoying with there stun affect in the water I lost everything

Reply to: If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?

Because there’s something fishy about you! 😏