If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?

The spino and the raptor were more than just friends…💀

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

On a sunny day near my house was a large swamp filled with many creatures. I ventured out into the open and found a large patch of leaves bristling through the wind. Just then unnoticed, two pairs of eyes emerges out of the water, as a snout followed. Its teeth were sharp, covered in blood by its past meal. It slowly crept up to me while I went and admired the waterfalled. It’s mouth opened up wide, ready to attack but suddenly..

I spun around with my longneck riffle fully loaded ready to shoot. “Oh, it’s just you Baryonyx..” I sighed “Sorry, I was just hungry.” The Baryonyx replied back. “Well, do you eat human?” I questioned. “Well yesterday I ate this dude and chocked on his axe, forgot to take it out of his pocket, and a few days ago-“ “Just answer me, it’s a yes or no question.” I blurted out, inpatiently. “Okay, YES, I do eat people.” The baryonyx said. “And what’s your primary meat you are able to survive on and fill you up?” I asked another question, smirking. “..Fish or prime fish.” The baryonyx wispered, unsure of what to say. “Alright then,” I continued “Why eat me (meat) if you eat fish meat?” “Okay jeez I’m sorry, there is just no fish in this swamp so..” Baryonyx lied. A lot of fish started to pop up out of the water and say, “We are here you moron!” “Whoops.” The baryonyx quickly said, and ran away. “High five fishes!” I exclaimed, reaching my hand out to one of the fishes. The fishes fin touches my hand, and I grabbed it tightly. “I ment, high five dinner!” I said while pulling and sword out.

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ

the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didn’t put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died it’s name was “ fish” r.i.p fish

One up 👆= 1 prayer for fish 🐠 🐟 🎣

“where do barys come from”

“Well when a raptor and a spino love each other very much…”

Me:where’s the spinos spine?

It:I AM NOT A SPINO

it:(eats your house wall)

Me:AAAAAHHHHH-(dies)

It head is giant!!!!

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