Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: "stay put back bawk the dodo! I see some Jellyfish"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
More Baryonyx Funny Tips
If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! โค๏ธ
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh itโs my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
me explaining to the Bary iโm not a fish: (ใยฐ็ยฐ)ใ
the Bary eating me anyways: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ โ(๏พใฎ๏พโ)
Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didnโt put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died itโs name was โ fishโ r.i.p fish
One up ๐= 1 prayer for fish ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ
My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69
Up to share his beloved memory
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?
There once was a baryonyx that went to sea
The name of the bary was a Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, the water sloshed nigh
Oh die, you scallywag, die.
Soon may the megalodon come,
To free us of whom was on the throne.
One day, when the bary is gone,
We'll rule the land once more
He'd not been to far from shore,
When down on him, a raptor boared,
They fought in a battle and soon it was true,
That a raptor sunk in the blue.
Soon may the megalodon come,
To free us of whom was on the throne.
One day when the bary is gone,
We'll rule the land once more.
But oh this is not never near the end,
As the mosasaurus had power to lend,
The bary then soon crushed all in it's wake,
'Till the seas were died with red.
Soon when the megalodon dies,
It'd be the bary who'd continue to rise.
Some day, when we all are gone,
The bary will rule no more.
Song-The wellerman
Yay.
I was bored.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a bary
I will stun u
Bary on land go run
Bary in sky isnโt right
Bary in water: SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND