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So…I had some drama yesterday…

Me: “I want to tame a bary so I can get oil from the oceans safely!” Hops on argy and looks at spawn map

“OH! There is a spawn not too far from here! It’s in a kinda dangerous area tho…I know! I will just carry it on my argy!” Flys half way there before realizing that barys can’t be carried. “Umm…Ok I will just make a cryopod. All I need is oil…oh. Well I saw a oil vain! How do I get oil from that?” Looks on fandom “ok I need a oil well (or whatever it’s called) and it’s crafted with a fabricator.” Looks at fabricator crafting recipe and reads oil “WELL IF I HAD OIL I WOULDNT NEED A FABRICATOR” starts going insane “I’m ok…I’m ok…” flys around on argy to clear head then heads to lake next to base for water. “Wait…didn’t I see a bary right here…I remember complaining about it…” looks around and sees a bary literally a bronto away from base “hehe I spent all that time being worried about nothing! Wait…I need fish. Brb” gets fish then comes back “WHERE DID THE BARY GO!!!” Sees kapro with low health “😳 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! AFTER ALL THAT THE KAPRO ATE IT!” Kills the saber Sarco and then looks around. “Ok maybe he didn’t die.” Starts talking to self like a mad person. “Here bary bary bary! I just want to be ur friend! I totally won’t shoot you with darts” gives up after about 30 mins and heads home. “Aaa it was such a beautiful bary!” Looks at iggy “YOU KILLED HIM DIDNT YOU!” Gets all crazing then sees somthing by the lake. “Bro you where hiding in the water the whole time!!!” Literally uses one dart to knock bary then tames. “You better be worth it!” Sees he is lvl 20 with trash health and melee “😳”

And that’s the story of Memphis aka the blight of lakes. He is now a higher lvl and a great mount. Lol but his taming story killed me inside 🫣

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