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4 points 😂 Funny Oct 10, 2024 Report

On a sunny day near my house was a large swamp filled with many creatures. I ventured out into the open and found a large patch of leaves bristling through the wind. Just then unnoticed, two pairs of eyes emerges out of the water, as a snout followed. Its teeth were sharp, covered in blood by its past meal. It slowly crept up to me while I went and admired the waterfalled. It’s mouth opened up wide, ready to attack but suddenly..

I spun around with my longneck riffle fully loaded ready to shoot. “Oh, it’s just you Baryonyx..” I sighed “Sorry, I was just hungry.” The Baryonyx replied back. “Well, do you eat human?” I questioned. “Well yesterday I ate this dude and chocked on his axe, forgot to take it out of his pocket, and a few days ago-“ “Just answer me, it’s a yes or no question.” I blurted out, inpatiently. “Okay, YES, I do eat people.” The baryonyx said. “And what’s your primary meat you are able to survive on and fill you up?” I asked another question, smirking. “..Fish or prime fish.” The baryonyx wispered, unsure of what to say. “Alright then,” I continued “Why eat me (meat) if you eat fish meat?” “Okay jeez I’m sorry, there is just no fish in this swamp so..” Baryonyx lied. A lot of fish started to pop up out of the water and say, “We are here you moron!” “Whoops.” The baryonyx quickly said, and ran away. “High five fishes!” I exclaimed, reaching my hand out to one of the fishes. The fishes fin touches my hand, and I grabbed it tightly. “I ment, high five dinner!” I said while pulling and sword out.

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