On my first day playing ARK I saw one of those turtle things (don’t know what their called) in an open field near the beach. It was at that moment I was nearly crushed by big Barry who ripped the turtle to shreds. And that’s when he whipped his head round at me. I ran into the ocean where he didn’t swim after me. Probably because he knew there was a megalodon under me.
So third attempt at playing this game and spawn in on one of these guys sunbathing out at sea and watch it destroy a megladon, I’m on day 3 now and he’s been circling the island since, I fear for my life that Mr burton will soon come to throw me a house warming party and bring the Jill sandwiches with large helpings of self pity slaw and please god no sausage rolls