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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Here's a story for ya, I was out on my Argy, Agent, and looking for a spino to tame, then I found one. It was a lvl 8, female, standing in a river munching on fishies... 20 minutes later, my heart racing, as I sprint to escape the brilliant a**hole of a spino that found my sniping spot! I escape it, just to get comfy, and turn around to see... A FRIKIN RED STRIPE SLITHERING THROUGH THE WATER TOWARDS ME! (WELL HELLO THERE) It practically gave me a heart attack! It sprang from the water, stunning me and dragging me under! Yet, as I start to suffocate, I realize that this Baryonx could be an amazing addition to my dino army! Tamed it, brought it back to base, and named her Stealth.
Thanks for reading!
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(My name is AlluringOrangutan)
Tamed one of these in the northern half of the island, i got killed by a rex. I didn't have a base yet (singleplayer) so i went to Cragg's Island and built a base. I tried going to the place were i got killed, no sign of him. One week later, i was going to death island with my flyer. On the way there, i saw my lost baryonyx killing the rex who killed me. I got the barry to my base. 10/10 would die again.