Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 57 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-17T18:39:53+00:00

True story: I saw a baryonyx killing a turtle. I needed keratin so I killed the baryonyx whilst it was killing the turtle. The turtle survived with 100 health. I killed the turtle and make enough cement paste to make a turtle saddle for my turtle.

score 49 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-07T14:24:44+00:00

NOOOOO! IM NOT A FISH!!! *chomp*

score 36 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-23T20:46:54+00:00

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he say “HELLO SNACKY SNACK” :>

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2025-07-10T23:22:49+00:00

What are you doing in my swamp!?

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2026-04-05T00:28:33+00:00

If this guy eats fish meat then why does it want to eat me IT CANT EVEN EAT RAW MEAT

score 33 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-27T23:59:34+00:00

Me: walks 1 inch into the swamp

Baryonyx: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!?

score 40 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-08T10:12:44+00:00

Ok guys. Stop reading this ✋ and look up to that picture of the baryonyx. Ok you're there, now look into it's tiny yellow eyes.

This is true fear.

score 20 · Answer 8 · 2023-06-24T11:43:03+00:00

Me. What level are you

Baryonyx. 150

Me. Oh no! You gonna kill me

Baryonyx. Yup run!

My giga. Oh no your not!

Baryonyx! Ahhhhhhhhh

score 24 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-27T18:08:03+00:00

Baryonyx be like shreck😂🤣wat r u doing in my swamp I will eat ur eyes

score 40 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-27T16:16:05+00:00

Ahem

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2026-03-29T17:14:02+00:00

Are we fish..? Because they only eat fish, yet they still try to eat US!

We are still tadpoles... We haven't evolved

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2025-09-10T17:01:18+00:00

Bro accidentally attacked a huge dino and got tail-slammed to death.🤣🤣

score 58 · Answer 13 · 2017-09-17T14:07:40+00:00

A baryonx and a sarco killed me at the same time while I was swimming in a swamp

score 24 · Answer 14 · 2022-09-01T17:02:15+00:00

What do you call a dead baryonyx?

Buryonyx

I’m not sorry for that one

score 38 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-27T17:30:34+00:00

Baryonyx: I only eat fish :me: see it eating a dead trike :me: hey I thought you eat fish!

score 49 · Answer 16 · 2018-07-02T12:09:58+00:00

Cool creature.

A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D C O N T A I N A F E W M O R E W O R D S

score 40 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-29T23:32:33+00:00

I was on my way to get some metal and I saw a medium level spino and a level 3 or 4 baryonx and they got into a fight so I stayed and watched from the nosebleed seats and I should NOT have bet on the spino... BRUH and at that moment he new he fuc*ed up

score 31 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-19T19:52:01+00:00

Once I had a baryonx named grim an dam did he serve well he could one shot the whole server his damage let's just say anything that moved could die untill the server crashed and he vanished I looked everywhere for h but only found his loot satchel which I made a shrine around till it disappeared an the whole server came to his funeral RIP my grim

score 45 · Answer 19 · 2018-09-08T21:31:43+00:00

It can pull of some stunning moves

score 15 · Answer 20 · 2023-08-19T21:01:22+00:00

Guys tame one of this.... Look at it straight to the face... And tell me it doesn't have the best smile ever