Baryonyx be like shreck😂🤣wat r u doing in my swamp I will eat ur eyes
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
God: Never closes it's mouth?
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
An ad for Barry’s roofing appeared. Is baryonxy running a business?? -HazMatz
me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ
the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69
Up to share his beloved memory
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?
Ark dev : Alright, we need a new Dino. Name?
Psychopath : Baryonyx
Dev : Strength, one out of ten.
Dev : Dexterity, one out of ten.
Psychopath : 43
Dev : Attack speed?
Psychopath : Vroom
Dev : Water or land?
Psychopath : Both
Dev : Eats?
Everything besides a gigantosaurus
Dev : Tameable?
Psychopath : Yesn’t
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a bary
I will stun u
Nobody my Barry when I need it to breed🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️ My Barry when I need it to fight a giga👍