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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
So third attempt at playing this game and spawn in on one of these guys sunbathing out at sea and watch it destroy a megladon, I’m on day 3 now and he’s been circling the island since, I fear for my life that Mr burton will soon come to throw me a house warming party and bring the Jill sandwiches with large helpings of self pity slaw and please god no sausage rolls
Here's a story for ya, I was out on my Argy, Agent, and looking for a spino to tame, then I found one. It was a lvl 8, female, standing in a river munching on fishies... 20 minutes later, my heart racing, as I sprint to escape the brilliant a**hole of a spino that found my sniping spot! I escape it, just to get comfy, and turn around to see... A FRIKIN RED STRIPE SLITHERING THROUGH THE WATER TOWARDS ME! (WELL HELLO THERE) It practically gave me a heart attack! It sprang from the water, stunning me and dragging me under! Yet, as I start to suffocate, I realize that this Baryonx could be an amazing addition to my dino army! Tamed it, brought it back to base, and named her Stealth.
Thanks for reading!
(P.S. If you have ARK mobile feel free to join me in the unofficial server: APEX)
(My name is AlluringOrangutan)
Tamed one of these in the northern half of the island, i got killed by a rex. I didn't have a base yet (singleplayer) so i went to Cragg's Island and built a base. I tried going to the place were i got killed, no sign of him. One week later, i was going to death island with my flyer. On the way there, i saw my lost baryonyx killing the rex who killed me. I got the barry to my base. 10/10 would die again.
There once was a baryonyx that went to sea
The name of the bary was a Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, the water sloshed nigh
Oh die, you scallywag, die.
Soon may the megalodon come,
To free us of whom was on the throne.
One day, when the bary is gone,
We'll rule the land once more
He'd not been to far from shore,
When down on him, a raptor boared,
They fought in a battle and soon it was true,
That a raptor sunk in the blue.
Soon may the megalodon come,
To free us of whom was on the throne.
One day when the bary is gone,
We'll rule the land once more.
But oh this is not never near the end,
As the mosasaurus had power to lend,
The bary then soon crushed all in it's wake,
'Till the seas were died with red.
Soon when the megalodon dies,
It'd be the bary who'd continue to rise.
Some day, when we all are gone,
The bary will rule no more.
Song-The wellerman
Yay.
I was bored.