Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN

Passive tame, use mejoberries while swimming beside it.

Ahem












YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

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I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT






OK?






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Just go, leave, PLEASE





Ok bai thx for reading this blank space

Here's a story for ya, I was out on my Argy, Agent, and looking for a spino to tame, then I found one. It was a lvl 8, female, standing in a river munching on fishies... 20 minutes later, my heart racing, as I sprint to escape the brilliant a**hole of a spino that found my sniping spot! I escape it, just to get comfy, and turn around to see... A FRIKIN RED STRIPE SLITHERING THROUGH THE WATER TOWARDS ME! (WELL HELLO THERE) It practically gave me a heart attack! It sprang from the water, stunning me and dragging me under! Yet, as I start to suffocate, I realize that this Baryonx could be an amazing addition to my dino army! Tamed it, brought it back to base, and named her Stealth.

Thanks for reading!
(P.S. If you have ARK mobile feel free to join me in the unofficial server: APEX)
(My name is AlluringOrangutan)

Whoever named their baro “Barry Allen” and decided to level up only its speed, thank you. I found that hilarious for some reason

Did you know that Rudy form ice age was a baryonyx

Baryonyx: I only eat fish :me: see it eating a dead trike :me: hey I thought you eat fish!