Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Bill Cosby evolved from this.. thing. Bippity bippity
More Baryonyx Funny Tips
My boyfriend got angry at me because I managed to tame one the first day I played Ark. I didnβt die and I didnβt take damage.
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and sheβs now my protector :3
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and sheβs now my protector :3
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! β€οΈ
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! β€οΈ
When this and a dimetrodon get drunk=spino
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh itβs my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
Noob:uh wat dat
Pro:a baryonyx
Noob:I will swim onto it
Pro:dont
Noob:punch*
Baryonyx:blinds*
Your tribe mate βhumanβ level 1 has killed by βbaryonyxβ
Pro:a baryonyx
Noob:I will swim onto it
Pro:dont
Noob:punch*
Baryonyx:blinds*
Your tribe mate βhumanβ level 1 has killed by βbaryonyxβ
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?
I believe this is the only sea mount that can swim backwards
Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN
I had a Bary his name was bubbles. One day I set him on agro sii ok he could kill fish after 5 mins a bronto came by and bubbles attacked it now bubbles is in my stomach
RIP Bubbles
RIP Bubbles
βIβm ready for this fight!β 5 minutes later: π