My boyfriend got angry at me because I managed to tame one the first day I played Ark. I didn’t die and I didn’t take damage.
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and she’s now my protector :3

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: ☑️
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

When this and a dimetrodon get drunk=spino

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

Noob:uh wat dat

Pro:a baryonyx

Noob:I will swim onto it

Pro:dont

Noob:punch*

Baryonyx:blinds*

Your tribe mate “human” level 1 has killed by “baryonyx“

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

I believe this is the only sea mount that can swim backwards

Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN

I had a Bary his name was bubbles. One day I set him on agro sii ok he could kill fish after 5 mins a bronto came by and bubbles attacked it now bubbles is in my stomach

RIP Bubbles

“I’m ready for this fight!” 5 minutes later: 😭