One of theses killed my pterodactyl in the swamp idk why I went there and I’m still stuck in the swamp
Please send help
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
God: Never closes it's mouth?
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️
me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ
the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Baryonyx: Oh some noobs hehe I kill them *walks over*
Me and my friends:is dat a dodo coming for us?
Baryonyx: *trys to atack *
My raptor and my friends trikes:not happening bruh
*after a short fight*
My friend:tames a baryonyx 1 sec later*
Megalodon s:distracts baryonyx and makes it lost in sea
Me and my friends:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Sorry This so short I didn’t have much idea of what to make 1+ like = rip for bary the baryonyx
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
Ok so I was taming random stuff when I was lvl 19. I TAMED A BARYONX WITH MY FISTS. Later I got lazy and used a slingshot.
Btw it was right next to my base so I respawned like 2 times before he got knocked out.
REAL MEN TAME DEES BOIS WITH DERE FISTS BABY
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a bary
I will stun u
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?
Bary on land go run
Bary in sky isn’t right
Bary in water: SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN