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There once was a baryonyx that went to sea

The name of the bary was a Billy o' Tea

The winds blew hard, the water sloshed nigh

Oh die, you scallywag, die.

Soon may the megalodon come,

To free us of whom was on the throne.

One day, when the bary is gone,

We'll rule the land once more

He'd not been to far from shore,

When down on him, a raptor boared,

They fought in a battle and soon it was true,

That a raptor sunk in the blue.

Soon may the megalodon come,

To free us of whom was on the throne.

One day when the bary is gone,

We'll rule the land once more.

But oh this is not never near the end,

As the mosasaurus had power to lend,

The bary then soon crushed all in it's wake,

'Till the seas were died with red.

Soon when the megalodon dies,

It'd be the bary who'd continue to rise.

Some day, when we all are gone,

The bary will rule no more.

Song-The wellerman

Yay.

I was bored.

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