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Here's a story for ya, I was out on my Argy, Agent, and looking for a spino to tame, then I found one. It was a lvl 8, female, standing in a river munching on fishies... 20 minutes later, my heart racing, as I sprint to escape the brilliant a**hole of a spino that found my sniping spot! I escape it, just to get comfy, and turn around to see... A FRIKIN RED STRIPE SLITHERING THROUGH THE WATER TOWARDS ME! (WELL HELLO THERE) It practically gave me a heart attack! It sprang from the water, stunning me and dragging me under! Yet, as I start to suffocate, I realize that this Baryonx could be an amazing addition to my dino army! Tamed it, brought it back to base, and named her Stealth.

Thanks for reading!

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(My name is AlluringOrangutan)

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