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ARK Community: Too bad a titan is basicly an expensive, end-game raid tame.

Arthropluera: Hold my beer

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Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!

Me: Thanks dude...

*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*

Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3

Me: *dies by dung beetle*

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

Every bit

I live in caves

I monch your base

My back is hard

I have ugly face

I crawl around

And cause you pain

From going into caves

You will refrain

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

In a single hit.

-arthro…

My friends yall are great but you must die artho

PLS IF YOU KNOW ME AND SHARE A WORLD WITH ME PLS DONT PUT YOUR ARTHO ON CRACK AND LET HIM BE FREE PLS MY FRIEND DID IT TO ME ITS NOT FUN

later that day God DAMN IT IT FOUND MY BASE MY TEK DINOS NOOOOOOOO

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Me: nothing can destroy tek

Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

"non violent" tame.......i feel like that could have been worded slightly different.