I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

Every bit

I live in caves

I monch your base

My back is hard

I have ugly face

I crawl around

And cause you pain

From going into caves

You will refrain

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

In a single hit.

-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one

Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!

Me: Thanks dude...

*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*

Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3

Me: *dies by dung beetle*

Arthro rap

Im not a bird, im not a duck!

When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”

My bite be strong

Can i see yo tek?

Well you just did something wrong

Now, where yo tek?

Ill find it in a sec!

The megalosaurus scared of me

And i hope you too, ill make you pee!

If you hear me in yo room tonight

Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.

Chewing up yo tek yeah right

Think then, gonna end yo night

Cause im an arthro

But not the hair style!

And then im gonna throw you in the nile!

ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

Goodbye flak

Tutorial of how to lose your courage:

Step 1: go on a cave

Step 2: find a centipede

Step 3: run in fear as your armor dissapeared

Step 4: die because the other cave creatures killed you

Me: nothing can destroy tek

Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Giga are Satan,dodos are noob,if u find a high level ur DONE

Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.

Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly...

Wheres all your flak