Also commonly known as, WHERE'S MY ARMOR, AAAHHHH MY LEG, WTF, and my favorite Dick melter 3000
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one
Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
Im not a bird, im not a duck!
When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”
My bite be strong
Can i see yo tek?
Well you just did something wrong
Now, where yo tek?
Ill find it in a sec!
The megalosaurus scared of me
And i hope you too, ill make you pee!
If you hear me in yo room tonight
Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.
Chewing up yo tek yeah right
Think then, gonna end yo night
Cause im an arthro
But not the hair style!
And then im gonna throw you in the nile!
ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.
But most importantly
Tutorial of how to lose your courage:
Step 1: go on a cave
Step 2: find a centipede
Step 3: run in fear as your armor dissapeared
Step 4: die because the other cave creatures killed you
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Giga are Satan,dodos are noob,if u find a high level ur DONE
Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.
Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.
I don’t think Dora wold like to explorea the cave this is in😕😕😕