Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Artho I be,
You say “don’t hurt me!”,
Well I don’t care,
I’ll Vomit in your hair,
Say by to your tek,
Cause my vomit wrecks,
All those who dare,
Enter my cave lair,
Oh yes I do spit,
And blast your armor to bits,
Now-
(Vomiting)
Dave the Human: No. No please no! This is ascendant tek! Nooooo!
Artho: ha! Stupid Dave,
You entered my cave,
And fell for my trick
Oh Dave, the big fat-
Dave: RAGE QUIT!
(Beeeeeeeeep)
The end
Artho:Thank you, thank you very much.
More Arthropluera Funny Tips
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
Every bit
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one