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Artho I be,

You say “don’t hurt me!”,

Well I don’t care,

I’ll Vomit in your hair,

Say by to your tek,

Cause my vomit wrecks,

All those who dare,

Enter my cave lair,

Oh yes I do spit,

And blast your armor to bits,

Now-

(Vomiting)

Dave the Human: No. No please no! This is ascendant tek! Nooooo!

Artho: ha! Stupid Dave,

You entered my cave,

And fell for my trick

Oh Dave, the big fat-

Dave: RAGE QUIT!

(Beeeeeeeeep)

The end

Artho:Thank you, thank you very much.

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