ARK Community: Too bad a titan is basicly an expensive, end-game raid tame.

Arthropluera: Hold my beer

Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!

Me: Thanks dude...

*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*

Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3

Me: *dies by dung beetle*

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

Every bit

I live in caves

I monch your base

My back is hard

I have ugly face

I crawl around

And cause you pain

From going into caves

You will refrain

I am arthro

I will spit

I break your armor

In a single hit.

-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one

The second I saw my friend making a wall using some quarter walls forming a double sided wall (for aesthetics), I took the opportunity to break a single one and sneak into and live in his base walls to troll him

-Ira's Aquatics

He protect

He attack

But most importantly

Goodbye flak

Me: nothing can destroy tek

Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.

Pentagon

Hexagon

Heptagon

Octagon

UrArmorGon

"non violent" tame.......i feel like that could have been worded slightly different.

Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.