Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A song of compys and gigas(chap9)
Bob is anxious. In a few minutes he is meeting Charlotte at the green on for their first βdateβ. He heart pounds so much he thinks it will burst from his chest. Then his alarm rings. Itβs time. Bob hops on his pt named speedy and flys to the green ob. Charlotte is there waiting. βHello!β Bob says. βYou need a gun? I got a few extras if you need them.β βNo im goodβ replyβs Charlotte as she picks up her longneck rifle. And so for several hours the two hunted dodos until the sun went down. Bob thinks that finally he has a love for someone. Deep into the night by their campfire, with a dodo roasting on the fire. Bob asks Charlotte. β well um how do I explain this... I kinda. Well have a crush on you. And I wanted to know if you have the same feelings for me.β Charlotte looks into the fire for a second then turns to bob. βWell. I think so tooβ Charlotte says. But for all the love in the air. Another thought comes to mind. The war starts tomorrow....
More Arthropluera Funny Tips
Has anyone ever found an exact replica of one of these under your bed?
ARK Community: Too bad a titan is basicly an expensive, end-game raid tame.
Arthropluera: Hold my beer
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
Every bit
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or Iβll just make them anyways π sry I didnβt do an argy song, canβt make a good one
Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
Goodbye flak
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: Iβm about to end this mans whole career
Pentagon
Hexagon
Heptagon
Octagon
UrArmorGon
Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.
Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.
"non violent" tame.......i feel like that could have been worded slightly different.