Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

I once saw this in a cave I hit it and everything hit me
More Arthropluera Funny Tips
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
Every bit
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or Iβll just make them anyways π sry I didnβt do an argy song, canβt make a good one
This Can Break Tek, But Giga Canβt... HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: alright its tamed lets get it back to base and name it
*gets back to base*
Me: ok what should i name you? Wait, are you male or fem-
*realisez its genderless*
Bruh how do you breed these things
I donβt think Dora wold like to explorea the cave this is inπππ
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
Goodbye flak
Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
I havenβt seen it in gma and I sure HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY FOREVER JUST IMAGINE THE SOUND AFFECTS AHhHhhHh
Ark:Tek structures are indestructible
Arthropluera:Hold my beer
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: Iβm about to end this mans whole career
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: Iβm about to end this mans whole career