Na man, you can keep the artifact just let me keep my 4 pairs of flak, my longneck and my pike please!
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one
But most importantly
Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
I don’t think Dora wold like to explorea the cave this is in😕😕😕
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.
Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.
But most of all
You’re basically invincible when you’re on his bacc.
This things a Literal Sex Offender. It rips off your clothes and It'll Get any Armour off. Ya'll Be watchin' out for this guy he probably works with the Reapers.