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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Alright so I was in a server with my noob friend and pro friend. Here’s how it went.
Noob: Aw, look a pretty birdie!
Pro: *takes out large bear trap*
Noob: WHAT?! A bear!? *runs behind rock*
Pro: *Puts trap on ground* I-yi-yi. *Attracts Argentavis*
Noob: Is the bear gone
Pro’s screen You have tamed level 50 Argentavis
Pro: *takes out katana, turns to noob* How’s it going?
Noob level 1 was killed by Sultan Of The Worls level 100
Got a grey one, named him Agent, *sigh, what a loyal companion he was... until one fateful day, and as a lvl 18 tame, he grew into a lvl 40 titan, killing gigas and raiding metal bases I had him for over a month, then it all went down... We were doin' our usual snow island patrol 'round the base, when my game lagged out! I reopened the game to watch a HORROR unfold, as he swooped down to rest in a pit FULL of LVL 30+ Rex's, bucking me off, I watched helplessly as he was shredded by the 7 Rex's, oh what a sad day... RIP Agent 😫😵😔
(If you have ARK mobile feel free to join me on the unofficial server APEX)
[I'm Alluring Orangutan]
The legend of fletching is on YouTube basically my best tame ever he was my best friend until my tribe leader ditched me for alpha tribe (Chinese) his name was non girly gamer he took all the tames except fletching in memory of fletching I name all my Argys after him now because after he left fletching saved my ass so many times he was lvl 315…
#RIPFLETCHLING