
Alright so I was in a server with my noob friend and pro friend. Here’s how it went.
Noob: Aw, look a pretty birdie!
Pro: *takes out large bear trap*
Noob: WHAT?! A bear!? *runs behind rock*
Pro: *Puts trap on ground* I-yi-yi. *Attracts Argentavis*
Noob: Is the bear gone
Pro’s screen You have tamed level 50 Argentavis
Pro: *takes out katana, turns to noob* How’s it going?
Noob level 1 was killed by Sultan Of The Worls level 100
Name it duolingo...
Paint it green and the beak yellow (orange if it is orange)
When you go to raid a base with your argy scream: WHY DONT YOU LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE MATE. (Sorry for the Aussie English there)
If you dislike this you will see a argy named duolingo come raid your base. So don’t dislike and you will be safe 😊