Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
The legend of fletching is on YouTube basically my best tame ever he was my best friend until my tribe leader ditched me for alpha tribe (Chinese) his name was non girly gamer he took all the tames except fletching in memory of fletching I name all my Argys after him now because after he left fletching saved my ass so many times he was lvl 315…
#RIPFLETCHLING
Your just sitting at your base staring at your baby argent waiting for a imprint and there is a brono that fell out of the sky into your base. Your little argent now able to eat out of the trough and then the big bronto comes over and puts its foot on it and it ate some meat right as that happened. You think for just a moment your bird is dead then its like, “Oh your alive well I was hoping you werent.” My little argent is weak I was hoping for a mutation but no we got this non-super dodo.