Alright so I was in a server with my noob friend and pro friend. Here’s how it went.

Noob: Aw, look a pretty birdie!

Pro: *takes out large bear trap*

Noob: WHAT?! A bear!? *runs behind rock*

Pro: *Puts trap on ground* I-yi-yi. *Attracts Argentavis*

Noob: Is the bear gone

Pro’s screen You have tamed level 50 Argentavis

Pro: *takes out katana, turns to noob* How’s it going?

Noob level 1 was killed by Sultan Of The Worls level 100