Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is how it evolved,fist it was a dodo it was also a scaredy bird next it was a terror bird and then....BOOM! The argy is this stage it will then evolve into a Griffin. Thank u my name ins Ashham and did a gaint eagle just pick u up and start munching on u? Oh well I will just buy this time to.......RUN!!!
hop u love it
Alright so I was in a server with my noob friend and pro friend. Here’s how it went.
Noob: Aw, look a pretty birdie!
Pro: *takes out large bear trap*
Noob: WHAT?! A bear!? *runs behind rock*
Pro: *Puts trap on ground* I-yi-yi. *Attracts Argentavis*
Noob: Is the bear gone
Pro’s screen You have tamed level 50 Argentavis
Pro: *takes out katana, turns to noob* How’s it going?
Noob level 1 was killed by Sultan Of The Worls level 100
Got a grey one, named him Agent, *sigh, what a loyal companion he was... until one fateful day, and as a lvl 18 tame, he grew into a lvl 40 titan, killing gigas and raiding metal bases I had him for over a month, then it all went down... We were doin' our usual snow island patrol 'round the base, when my game lagged out! I reopened the game to watch a HORROR unfold, as he swooped down to rest in a pit FULL of LVL 30+ Rex's, bucking me off, I watched helplessly as he was shredded by the 7 Rex's, oh what a sad day... RIP Agent 😫😵😔
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