Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: Awe crap I lost my dodo >:(
Dodo: HAHA- BYE STOOPID
argie: lands close to where my dodo was
Me: oh hey ima use my pteranodon and go find this bish
Argie: —D E R P—
Me: oh hey there is my dodo-
Also me: wait-
Argie: looks at me
Me: OH SH-
Argie: >: D
Me on the other hand: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
You know that canyons biome in Ragnarok, the one with all the big rock tower things and all the spinos? Well, I was flying around on my argy Ripley (named because of his formidable ripping claws) and I spotted a diplo just chilling on a small cliff. I flew over and whacked it. It was the funniest thing to see the diplo just sadly fall all the way down to the bottom XD
This is how it evolved,fist it was a dodo it was also a scaredy bird next it was a terror bird and then....BOOM! The argy is this stage it will then evolve into a Griffin. Thank u my name ins Ashham and did a gaint eagle just pick u up and start munching on u? Oh well I will just buy this time to.......RUN!!!
hop u love it